Monday, September 14, 2009

Crap that's shit.

Life got you down? Confused about your future? Just do what I do and take advice from moody 14 year old girls.
Yes, we've been doing it for years anyways. Thank you Avril Lavigne and the thousands of others we've already forgotten about. But this... this one's different. I think Shiloh's music will stand the test of time.



No, that wasn't 'Unwritten' by Natasha Bedingfield. Why you even made that comparison is beyond me.
Really though, I can't do the sarcasm anymore. I want to punch her. Ohhhh kay. She's got it all figured out and, as we can see by the hair and the skateboarding friends, she's an individual. That automatically gives you the right to sing generic radio songs while spewing out life advice for the rest of us.
I suppose I'm a bit harsh on her though. I mean, this music makes me want to hold my own head underwater, but she's not to blame entirely. She's 15 years old, and 15 year olds are dumb, not much more dumb than adults, but a different kinda dumb. It's the army of able minded people producing, advertising, directing, lighting, and filming this crap and that none of them scream "Wait, stop! This is awful and we are bad people!" Nope, everrrrybody does it because they know they'll get paid because 14 year old girls are the only people left buying cd's. "Jeez, Kenzie, it's just fun to listen to. Not everything has to be all artsy you know." You know, you're right, where's my best of The Jonas Brother's CD? Mmm, what nice songs. They seem like such nice guys.

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